Thursday, 28 April 2011

BLOSSOMS IN THE DUST



As I glance out of my window I can see flower beds more vibrant than ever.



The sky holds a lilac watercolour with pastel shades of pink, blending in with a golden hue.



Fields and meadows are the lushest colour of green through the the tall grass.



Rivers flow slowly and calmly over stones and rocks.



Lavender fills the gentle breeze as I walk amongst the bedding they inhabit.



A pink chinese blossom tree catches my eye and so I watch this exquisite beauty for a moment.



Joy is inside me as I catch sight of the blossoms falling gently to the floor.



I scoop one up in my hand but a tear falls from my eye.



When the spring fades away and the memories of summer are to be erased, I know.



I know, these blossoms shall soon be only blossoms in the dust.



BLOSSOMS IN THE DUST

THE LEAGUE OF THE OBNOXIOUS GENTLEMEN



A clad of starry eyed and hopelessly idiotic fans and followers are gathered around him with the one hope that he’ll become their head of the green committee. He bluntly points out that he doesn’t care whether or not he has to make a change within the high school; he just wants to boost his reputation. But there was one statement that he made had me rolling my eyes and that was “beautiful people get it better, that’s just the way it is”, yep, the rise of the obnoxious men just gets stronger through the elixir of each impressionable girl they find.



This comes from the opening scene of Beastly, a new movie that’s recently been released in movie theatres and I’ve seen with a friend called Faye. Alex Pettyfer is the leading man who plays the part of Kyle. A rich and spoilt handsome teenager with only one concern, vanity. He doesn’t care about anyone else who are below his status (sounds like a guy I know…….. ) and he just wants more power and more fame. He knows he’s good looking and looks practically perfect and that again is something I find amusing because even though Kyle saw himself as a good looking chap now, surely forty years down the line he would be fat, bald and have the IQ of a fish.



But watching the excruciatingly terrible first twenty predictable minutes of the film it struck a chord within me, there are more obnoxious and arrogant men around now then there ever were. It may have something to do with the fact that heterosexuals are considered as a height of fashion because more men are straightening their hair, (ridiculous yes I know) they use face creams, (well, at least stubble is no longer the issue) and more men are battling their way to get the latest issue of vogue! (As Brandon Flowers once said, this is the world that we live in) and now topshop has adopted a best friend named topman and this is how it’s all begun. Because these men are looking after themselves more and improving their looks (some go to more extremes like surgery) they want women who can do the same and so they look above these “ordinary plain Jane’s” and set their eyes on “extrodanairy fake Barbie’s”, and so the rise of these men continue to grow.



As girls we’ve all encountered these men. The one’s that constantly talk about themselves, use thirty minutes MINIMUM in the bathroom mirror, cannot decide to buy the teal coloured tank top or the blue coloured tank top, don’t know the meaning of the word modesty and always try to flirt with your mum at parents evening and forget you go to their school! (Maybe they don’t ACTUALLY flirt with the mum) but you know what I mean. But I don’t see us girls really rolling our eyes at these boys and just ignoring them, no we don’t, because we are intrigued. I mean, I don’t mean to sound shallow here but the only reason I went to see Beastly was to watch in awe of Alex Pettyfer’s buff body, which me and my friend Faye do NOT regret that reason (Faye just wants her fame right now). I felt slightly bad though as I am a movie buff myself and normally I want to go and see the film for a brilliant cast and good plot line. But with this film, I just wanted to appreciate Alex’s good looks and charm. (I ignored his wooden acting and his lack of chemistry with Gabriella Monte- sorry, Vanessa Hudgens) Kyle portrayed everything in which most of these men are nowadays, selfish, arrogant and obnoxious (a bit of publicity there) not to mention idiotic. But we as girls seem to be attracted to these men for one reason; they are good looking despite their superficial personality.



Whereas Alex Pettyfer’s role in Beastly was hardly a memorable role for his acting but more for his supermodel physique and bone structure. Before going to see Beastly I did some research on the cast. (I didn’t need too on Vanessa. I just knew she was THAT girl from High School Musical) and even though I knew Alex from storm breaker I wanted to know more before I watched the movie. I found a rather hilarious video of him taking off his shirt on Ellen which was much to the satisfaction of the impressionable girls in the front rows. Yes, it was very nice to see but then you realize that this guy is only getting roles because of what he looks like no matter his acting and that within itself is obnoxious behavior because when they know they are very good looking they will always try to get everything they want.



I know a certain guy like this, one that is not short of female attention and is always looking down at the girls that don’t fit into the criteria of “stunning, stupid and sexy” but who cares? At the end of the day, why should we as girls try to impress these obnoxious men when they will never make good boyfriends? Yes, in Beastly he was put under a spell and was ugly and fell for the outcast blah blah blah blah but we know that the real arrogant race of today’s society are NOT going to run into a scary witch that wears clothes that was once owned by Stevie Nicks and go all voodoo on their butts. We just have to wait for them to realize that they aren’t the most amazing thing that was created; they are all merely just another cliché.



A WEDDING? SHOULD I BUY A NEW HAT?



So, we only have one day remaining until it's the celebration of the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William. How exciting? I for one have never seen a royal wedding televised so I cannot wait. And, it's also the perfect opportunity to get sloshed and laugh at the mere thought of Charles doing the cha cha slide! I mean, could you imagine such a joyous sight? While everyone is being merry and so forth we have Charles getting all ghetto and doing all the "to the left, to the right, take it back now ya'll" buisness. I mean, if he does get his groove on then it would such a brilliant sight as for one it's Charles! You never imagine such a man releasing his inner Jay Z then there's the possibility of Prince Harry doing the karaoke which again would be such a brilliant sight as I believe these are the possible songs he would sing just for a laugh. "Baby" by Justin Beiber. "I believe in miracles" by the band from the seventies and possibly "sex on fire" by kings of leon. But all jokes aside, it is going to be one of those events that shall forever go down in history because Kate Middelton has won over the public with her charms, kindness and truly down to earth personality. And of course her loreal swooshy hair. It is also a shame that Diana is not alive to witness such a brilliant even but we all know that she'll be there in spirit, smiling and congratulating her son. And we all know she would have approved of the lovely Kate Middleton. So, allow us all to raise a glass, or two, or three or four........ hell, lets raise a bloody bottle to Kate and William! Congratulations you two! Oh, and if anyone see's Charles break dancing at any time during the reception then PLEASE call me over!

Sunday, 24 April 2011

I WILL keep tabs on my blog!

hey there people! I've decided to keep up with the blog now!