So, we only have one day remaining until it's the celebration of the marriage of Kate Middleton and Prince William. How exciting? I for one have never seen a royal wedding televised so I cannot wait. And, it's also the perfect opportunity to get sloshed and laugh at the mere thought of Charles doing the cha cha slide! I mean, could you imagine such a joyous sight? While everyone is being merry and so forth we have Charles getting all ghetto and doing all the "to the left, to the right, take it back now ya'll" buisness. I mean, if he does get his groove on then it would such a brilliant sight as for one it's Charles! You never imagine such a man releasing his inner Jay Z then there's the possibility of Prince Harry doing the karaoke which again would be such a brilliant sight as I believe these are the possible songs he would sing just for a laugh. "Baby" by Justin Beiber. "I believe in miracles" by the band from the seventies and possibly "sex on fire" by kings of leon. But all jokes aside, it is going to be one of those events that shall forever go down in history because Kate Middelton has won over the public with her charms, kindness and truly down to earth personality. And of course her loreal swooshy hair. It is also a shame that Diana is not alive to witness such a brilliant even but we all know that she'll be there in spirit, smiling and congratulating her son. And we all know she would have approved of the lovely Kate Middleton. So, allow us all to raise a glass, or two, or three or four........ hell, lets raise a bloody bottle to Kate and William! Congratulations you two! Oh, and if anyone see's Charles break dancing at any time during the reception then PLEASE call me over!
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